"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

You asked for it!

Two posts ago, I did a photo of "Crack Kills". I received several comments about this on how disturbing it was. Then I got a comment from Stephanie, AKA IHG short for Iowa Harley Girl. "I think he needs a flag sticking out of it to draw some more attention! LMAO!!!

Stephanie, Not the same bike or guy, butt (pun intended), Will this do?


Dean "D-Day" said...

Enough! Enough already!
I give up!

Concerns me that you're searching these photos out. You don't happen to wear your chaps with nothing but a thong, do you?!?

fasthair said...

Mr. M: Um... things have got boring up there already haven't they? You've olny been without Dixie what three days and already you have fallin' off the deep end.

And Dean I really didn't need that thought in my head either!


Mr. Motorcycle said...

Dean and Willy D., FYI, I don't search this stuff out, people just send it to me. When I see fit, I use it.


Dixie is Dean's bike. I'm still riding. I'm in denial that it's not too cold to ride yet. Maybe I have brain freeze.

fasthair said...

Mr. M: I know I screwed up. I figured it out after I hit the Post button. I guess maybe my brian must be on the verge of freezing since I'm in denial and still riding to work everyday too. oops... carry on...


IHG said...

That is too funny! Thanks Mr. M!!! It's not a flag but it works. LMAO!!

The thing I'm concerned about is Dean asking Mr. M about wearing his chaps with a thong. It brings back thoughts of the Buffalo Chip and a very drunk guy in chaps and a hot pink thong...at that moment I knew I was no longer in Kansas...I mean Iowa. LOL

Dean "D-Day" said...

Concern #2:
Other people send you this stuff? What do they know about you that we don't? Why would they think that you would enjoy this stuff? When they see this stuff, why do they automatically think, "Boy, I'll bet that Mark would enjoy seeing some other man's hairy white ass!"???


FLHX_Dave said...

Yes! I knew someone would post this one. I love this pict. James at Hole In the Wall Cycles has this picture on his wall. I have been threatening to post it. Glad that you took that burden off from my shoulders. lol.

I would love to see that animated. Ouch...I just wondered how it would feel if he "hit the gas" too hard and over extended a wheelie...brrr.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Your welcome.
So sorry you had to bring up that thong thing again. Now that's just wrong!

The answer is because they know I'm sick enough to post it, and hopefully stir a reaction such as yours!

FLHX Dave,
Glad to oblige! I'm getting bad visuals here now that you mentioned wheelie!

Kathleen Jennette said...

At least he's riding green:) Must hurt a little though...ya think?

Dean "D-Day" said...


Mr. Motorcycle said...

KT Did,
Re: "Must hurt a little though...ya think?"....
The gas pains or the cone shoved up his arse?

Webster World said...

I think it has to be the moonshined cheep a**ed vodka.

B.B. said...


Willy D said...

Where can I get a can of beans that big?

Webster World said...

Willy D, I have a feeling you can only get a can of beans like that some where way, way over on that other side of the rainbow.

Ann said...

What disturbs me is Steph (IHG) asked for this! Yuck!

Willy D said...

Your right Ann. Steph - You really are working to much.

Lady R (Di) said...

Can't turn my back on ya'll for two seconds, and look! Trumpets are play'in! I'm just sorry I wasn't here earlier to respond. Maybe on second thought... that was my good fortune. Thanks for the laughs!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R.,
When hearing a fart being called a trouser trumpet, I'll now have a whole new visual thanks to your "Trumpets are play'in!" comment!