"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Monday, November 17, 2008

New generation of motorcycles

Harley is hitting the market hard aiming sales at youth with a new generation of motorcycle.

Harley is looking to bring fast, sleek and clean lines to the younger generation in attempts to keep up with the competition.

This new generation of crotch rocket is projected to hit the Harley Davidson sales floors early September 20010.

They call it the HDSCR. (Harley Davidson Super Crotch Rocket)

Below is a photograph of what is rumored to be the prototype.

This is a parody. The above is not to be taken seriously.


Dean "D-Day" said...

Too funny! A good laugh on a Monday morning is good for the soul. Thanks.

B.B. said...

You know what would be cool? If it could ride on the street, fly, and operate in the water, I would definately get me one....but alas I don't think I'll be alive in 20010.

Webster World said...

That is pretty cool. I'll take one too if it will do what b.b. said about it. And I think i'll hang out til 20010.

FLHX_Dave said...

It looks like that Enterprise on Road Capt's blog. Al Queda version of the Harley.

Now, do you think cagers would dare even tap this bike with a bumper?

One Harley Rider said...

Very nice - hey, is that a Corbin seat??

"Joker" said...

You're a sick man Mark...

Lady R (Di) said...

I haven't seen anything like that since Slim Pickens rode the H-Bomb in Dr. Strangelove! Yeee Hawwww!

Big Daddy said...

I know I need help....
I would ride that thing.
It would be cool as hell to return back east and see the look on my familys face riding that into town.

Ann said...

Big D would ride it because it resembles his Triumph as it is now! :)

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I know I'm a sick man. I'm glad you all enjoyed the spoof. B.B. caught it right away, 20010. I meant 2010, but it didn't matter anyway, so I left it.

TRT said...

Funny Stuff!!!